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LOOPER'S DOGGO

-God damn, Looper, you look dead today...

-OH, YOU THINK SO? I ASK MYSELF WHY! Maybe because i need to pick out that dog every friday to the forest for him to kill the wild rabbits and slugs there while i hold on the leash the tightest possible because if i let him free for a MILISECOND EVEN, this motherfucker will destroy the whole city and kill all the civilians.

-...You should be a fanfiction writer, not gonna lie...